Lets Play Dungeon Crawler Torchlight Part 19

 

Hey there, adventurers! Welcome back to part 19 of my Torchlight playthrough, aka the series where I repeatedly wander into dark dungeons, pick up way too much loot, and pretend I know what I’m doing. Torchlight is still one of my all-time favorite dungeon crawlers. It’s got everything: epic loot, endless dungeons, and the constant reminder that I have zero self-control when it comes to inventory management. Seriously, why do I always carry 47 swords instead of one good one?

In this episode, we’re going even deeper underground, because clearly, my hero has no sense of self preservation. Expect more monsters, more explosions, and probably me yelling “NOOOO!” when I forget to heal at the worst possible time. 

Oh, and my pet will continue to be the real MVP, hauling my junk back to town while I pretend it was totally part of my strategy.

So grab your potions, sharpen your weapons, and mentally prepare for some dungeon chaos. This is part 19, at this point I’m either becoming a legend or just really good at respawning.

Lets Play Dungeon Crawler Torchlight Part 18

Hi friends! Grab your potions and stuff that backpack until it screams, because we’re heading into Part 18 of Torchlight, one of my favorite dungeon crawlers of all time. Eighteen parts. Yeah, we’ve been at this so long that if Torchlight were a Netflix series, we’d be waiting for the renewal announcement by now.

Torchlight is one of those games where you go in thinking, “Okay, I’ll just play for a little bit, kill a few goblins, maybe loot a chest or two.” Then suddenly, three hours later, your pet wolf is running back to town to sell off the 47 rusty swords you’ve hoarded because you swear you might need one of them someday. Spoiler: you won’t.

But here we are, still crawling through this endless labyrinth like IKEA customers looking for the exit. Except instead of meatballs at the end, we get fire breathing dragons, skeletons and questionable magical jewelry.

So buckle up, sharpen your axe, and don’t forget to feed your pet because if there’s one thing Torchlight teaches us, it’s that fighting hordes of monsters is cool, but having a dog who can run errands for you? That’s priceless.

Lets Play Torchlight Dungeon Crawler Part 17

Hi there, adventurers, loot-goblins, and people who accidentally sell their best gear to the shopkeeper! Guess what time it is? That’s right its part 17 of one of the most fun dungeon crawler games ever: Torchlight! 

Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Seventeen? Isn’t that excessive?” let me stop you right there. Torchlight isn’t a game, it’s a lifestyle. At this point, I’m practically paying rent to these dungeons. I go in, fight off a small army of monsters, hoard loot like a dragon with commitment issues, and then do it all over again. If that’s not dedication I don’t know what is.

Torchlight is basically:

Step 1: Enter dungeon.

Step 2: Smash monsters until you forget what daylight feels like.

Step 3: Collect loot shiny enough to blind your neighbors.

Step 4: Realize your inventory is full and cry.

And with 17 parts in, you’d think I’d be some kind of legendary master but nope. I’m still getting ambushed by skeletons, walking straight into traps like I’m auditioning for a “fails” compilation, and drinking health potions like they’re pumpkin spice lattes in October and let’s not even talk about the barrels. Oh no. You think they’re harmless? Surprise! Half of them explode, and the other half are empty. I swear, Torchlight’s barrels have a personal vendetta against me.

But that’s the magic of it, every dungeon feels like a new episode of “How Many Ways Can I Accidentally Almost Die?” Spoiler: a lot.

So buckle up, grab your favorite snack, and let’s crawl back into the madness together.