Lets Play Dungeon Crawler Torchlight Part 18

Hi friends! Grab your potions and stuff that backpack until it screams, because we’re heading into Part 18 of Torchlight, one of my favorite dungeon crawlers of all time. Eighteen parts. Yeah, we’ve been at this so long that if Torchlight were a Netflix series, we’d be waiting for the renewal announcement by now.

Torchlight is one of those games where you go in thinking, “Okay, I’ll just play for a little bit, kill a few goblins, maybe loot a chest or two.” Then suddenly, three hours later, your pet wolf is running back to town to sell off the 47 rusty swords you’ve hoarded because you swear you might need one of them someday. Spoiler: you won’t.

But here we are, still crawling through this endless labyrinth like IKEA customers looking for the exit. Except instead of meatballs at the end, we get fire breathing dragons, skeletons and questionable magical jewelry.

So buckle up, sharpen your axe, and don’t forget to feed your pet because if there’s one thing Torchlight teaches us, it’s that fighting hordes of monsters is cool, but having a dog who can run errands for you? That’s priceless.

Lets Play Twinkle Star Sprites From SNK (Retro Gaming)

Hi! Today we’re playing Twinkle Star Sprites, a retro fever dream SNK decided to relaunch just to test my reflexes and patience. This game looks all cute and glittery at first, like “aww, magical girls throwing sparkles”, but five seconds in, it’s pure chaos. It’s like Mario Kart if everyone ditched their karts and started firing rainbow death lasers.

You’ve got fireballs, you’ve got counter-attacks, you’ve got screen-filling explosions that make you question whether you’re actually winning or just slowly ascending into another dimension and the best part? You can get totally annihilated by a character who looks like they belong on a third grader’s sticker sheet. Humiliating and yet also adorable.

Grab your snacks, don’t blink, and watch me get turned into sparkling retro rubble.

Lets Play Torchlight Dungeon Crawler Part 17

Hi there, adventurers, loot-goblins, and people who accidentally sell their best gear to the shopkeeper! Guess what time it is? That’s right its part 17 of one of the most fun dungeon crawler games ever: Torchlight! 

Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Seventeen? Isn’t that excessive?” let me stop you right there. Torchlight isn’t a game, it’s a lifestyle. At this point, I’m practically paying rent to these dungeons. I go in, fight off a small army of monsters, hoard loot like a dragon with commitment issues, and then do it all over again. If that’s not dedication I don’t know what is.

Torchlight is basically:

Step 1: Enter dungeon.

Step 2: Smash monsters until you forget what daylight feels like.

Step 3: Collect loot shiny enough to blind your neighbors.

Step 4: Realize your inventory is full and cry.

And with 17 parts in, you’d think I’d be some kind of legendary master but nope. I’m still getting ambushed by skeletons, walking straight into traps like I’m auditioning for a “fails” compilation, and drinking health potions like they’re pumpkin spice lattes in October and let’s not even talk about the barrels. Oh no. You think they’re harmless? Surprise! Half of them explode, and the other half are empty. I swear, Torchlight’s barrels have a personal vendetta against me.

But that’s the magic of it, every dungeon feels like a new episode of “How Many Ways Can I Accidentally Almost Die?” Spoiler: a lot.

So buckle up, grab your favorite snack, and let’s crawl back into the madness together.